Who is Jack Schitt?
The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation.
Jack is the son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out.
However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.
She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt. Two other of the 6 children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, Were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
So now when someone says, "you don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them.
21 comments:
very very cute!! haha
AHHHHH MY EYES!!!!!!!
RIBONO SHEL OLAM!!!!!!
HAHA LOL...
Ribono shel olam! erva on thy tongue!!!
I DONT GET IT???????
COULD SOMEONE TECH ME HOW TO POST?
*TEACH
What's new-Devorah Pesha Goldberg doesn't get the joke...OBVIOUSLY. Pesh, for not being a blonde you do a pretty good job!
believe me, i know plentya schitttt
Hehe-that was a good one...;)We believe you. Btw-did u get e-mail addresses 4 more ppl?
you know i got this as one of my daily meah veesrim emails and didnt forward it on
yeh talk about ervah on the toungue
my neshama is cryingggggggggggggggggggggggg
I GOT THIS FROM ONE OF MY JOKE A DAY EMAILS!!! i think it's pretty funny and u see the third comment on this specific post...yeah?? musia wrote it with my name!! such a chutzpah!!! let's invite some other nebs to this nebby blog!!! HEY ARE U THE NEB THAT TOLD THE NEB THAT IM A NEB WELL LISTEN NEB IT TAKES A NEB TO KNOW A NEB AND UR THE NEBBIEST NEB OF ALL!!!
hey neb
well im no neb thought that neb called me neb unless hey could a neb not know shes a neb
oh that was a nebby question
Actually-that third post was written by Esther Leah and she wanted to post it under MY name so I just pushed her and wrote it under her name!!! HAHA!!!!!
k let's stop cat fighting...i like cat calling better!! and lets focus!!! k seriously musia wrote the third comment but we wont talk about that!! and the only possible person that could have posted at 1:38 AM is junik so nice cover up! lol. i think most of the posts and comments are conversations between me, musia, and junik. where's the other Georgia ladies?!?!?
ye i invited a bunch more peeps (nebs)
thanks DL. you're the greatest moderator!!! aand the cutest bangs ever!!!! ttya'all later and those of u that are new that just read these boring posts.come on and write something!!!
and how do you know that 1:38 is junik?
Well it would make sense b/c she's the only one who, when still up @ 1:38 AM finds it important to go onto this blog and post s/t.
ditto that musia!!! obviously its junik!!! and second of all i forgot wat i was gonna say im faliing asleep bye
SO GO TO SLEEP!!!!! I promise-there's not mitzva in staying up late!
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